Preview: The Complete Urine Drinkers, Cocktail Guide

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“Pee”na Gryllada
This classic sweet Puerto Rican cocktail can still be enjoyed without the rum thanks to
its refreshing coconut and pineapple blend. Add urine for that tangy kick!
We’ve dedicated this one to Bear Grylls as we’ve all seen his consumption of urine
on the TV. He also admitted that he enjoys a Pina Colada with the crew at the end
of a ‘Man vs. Wild’ shoot.
Ingredients:





50ml coconut juice
75ml pineapple juice
50ml fresh urine
Fresh pineapple wedges

Mix with crushed ice, pour into a chilled glass garnished with pineapple wedges and
serve.

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“Piss”co Sour
While this South American drink derives its name from its base liquor, you can still get
much of the lime flavour without adding the alcohol.
Ingredients:






50ml fresh urine
75ml lime juice
25ml sugar syrup
1 dash bitter, such as Angostura
½ free-range egg white

Blend together until egg whites are frothy. Serve over ice.

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Octapissy
Down this tribute to one of the famous James Bond girls. It’s a sour mix that’s
guaranteed to fire up your taste buds.
Ingredients:







60ml sour cherry juice
60ml pineapple juice
50ml fresh urine
25ml lemon juice
25ml grenadine
Ice

Shake the ingredients in a cocktail shaker. Strain over ice into a large glass,
garnishing with pineapple wedges or a fresh cherry with stem.

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“Wee”sky Mac
Forget the whiskey, the mixture of urine and ginger beer will more than warm your
stomach during a night by a roaring fire.
Ingredients:




50ml ginger beer
50ml fresh urine
25ml maple syrup

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Es”pisso” Martini
Love coffee? Spice it up a little by adding urine to the much enjoyed Espresso
Martini. This silky smooth concoction will REALLY wake you up!
Ingredients:






30ml fresh urine
12ml coffee syrup (as a substitute for Kahlua)
12ml sugar syrup
3 coffee beans
Ice

Add ingredients to a cocktail shaker and shake hard for 30 seconds. Double strain
the contents into a martini glass. Serve with 3 coffee beans on top.

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“Piss”co Punch
Similar to the “Piss”co Sour without the frothy egg white, the “Piss”co Punch cocktail
can be made as a non-alcoholic cocktail.
Ingredients:






55ml fresh urine
55ml pineapple juice
28ml fresh lime juice
28ml syrup
Ice

Add the ingredients to a cocktail shaker and fill it with ice. Shake well for 20 or so
seconds before straining it into a wine glass filled with fresh ice. Add pineapple
chunks or a cherry as garnish.

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Wee Sting
Mix together the sweetness of honey with urine to create this refreshing cocktail with
a ‘sting’.
Ingredients:






50ml fresh urine
1 spoon of runny honey
60ml pressed apple juice
Ice
Optionally top with a splash of ginger ale

Stir honey into urine and apple juice until honey dissolves. Shake with ice in a
cocktail strainer and strain into an ice-filled glass. Garnish with lime or apple slice.

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Urinegasm
This thick and creamy concoction superbly masks the flavour of the urine.
Ingredients:






15ml almond extract
22ml coffee syrup
22ml Bailey’s coffee creamer, non-alcoholic
18ml fresh urine
Ice

Pour the ingredients into a cocktail shaker that’s filled with ice. Shake well and strain
into a glass with ice. Add cream if desired.

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Urineade
This simple cocktail is just a mixture of lemonade and urine.
Ingredients:




200ml lemonade
100ml fresh urine
Ice

Add ingredients to a cocktail shaker filled with ice. Shake well and strain into a glass
with ice. Add lemon slices as a garnish.

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Golden Shower
While the term ‘golden shower’ can be used to describe something to describe an
odd fetish, it’s also the name of a cocktail. There are a lot of different ver
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sions flying
around, although ours uses orange mixed with urine to create that golden look.
Ingredients:






50ml orange juice
30ml apple juice
50ml fresh urine
15ml Galliano
Ice

Stir all the ingredients together with ice. Serve with ice.

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Long Island Iced Pee
Our version of this popular cocktail can surprisingly be made with a non-alcoholic
version.
Ingredients:






100ml coke
100ml lemonade
50ml fresh urine
50ml unsweetened black tea
Ice

Fill a tall glass half full with ice, add ingredients and stir. Garnish with a slice of lemon.

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Yellow Russian
The urine drinker’s version of the White Russian doesn’t have to be alcoholic, as the
coffee liquor can just be substituted for a coffee syrup and the vodka can be
removed. You’ll still get the smooth, creamy cocktail with the tang of urine. Here’s
our non-alcoholic version.
Ingredients:








37ml fresh urine
25ml coffee syrup
15ml cream
15ml milk
Chocolate powder
Coffee bean
Ice

Put all ingredients (bar the coffee syrup) into a cocktail shaker filled with ice. Shake
for 10-15 seconds. Strain over ice and the coffee syrup. Sprinkle on chocolate
powder and garnish with a coffee bean.

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Pee and Tonic
As with gin, the amount of urine to add depends on your taste. But as a guide based
on a gin glass, we’ll list the following.
Ingredients:



100ml tonic water
20ml fresh urine

Serve with ice.

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Buck’s Piss
This is a non-alcoholic version of the popular celebration drink (especially at
weddings) with added urine!
Ingredients:




100ml non-alcoholic champagne
30ml orange juice
20ml fresh urine

Add urine and orange juice into a champagne flute. Float the champagne on top
using a bar spoon. Lightly stir to combine.

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Marga”pee”ta
Who needs tequila when you’ve got urine? Ditch it with this non-alcoholic mix.
Ingredients:




37ml fresh urine
30ml lime juice
12ml simple syrup

Soak the rim of a glass with lime juice and dab in salt. Mix the ingredients together in
a cocktail shaker with ice cubes for 10-15 seconds. Strain into the prepared glass.

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Dark ‘N’ Uriney
This is based on Dark ‘N’ Stormy which uses rum for the ‘dark’ part. Ginger beer
provides the ‘stormy’ part. In our recipe, the ginger beer provides the ‘dark’ part,
and while it may not be as dark as the original, you’ll still get a kick out of it.
Ingredients:



100ml ginger beer
60ml fresh urine

Place ice in a small glass, adding urine and topping up with ginger beer. Add a slice
of lime for garnish.

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Pee-52
The ‘Pee-52’ is based on an alcoholic shot, but this one is alcohol free. It’s a great
little shot to act as a pick-me-up to take your fresh urine with.
Ingredients:





8ml coffee syrup
8ml Bailey’s coffee creamer, non-alcoholic
8ml orange juice concentrate
6ml fresh urine

Layer the ingredients into a shot glass.

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Mo”wee”to
Turn your daily urine intake into a minty fresh delight with our ‘Mo”wee”to’ cocktail.
Ingredients:








50ml fresh urine
12ml sugar syrup
25ml lime juice
Splash of soda
8 mint leaves
2 mint sprigs
Ice

Add the urine to a glass. Add the mint leaves, syrup and lime juice. Mix with a spoon.
Add crushed ice and a splash of soda. Add 2 mint sprigs and a straw. Optionally
add flavour with lemon slice.

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Cosmo”pee”litan
Add a fruity flavour to your urine intake with this flavoursome drink.
Ingredients:







35ml lemonade
20ml fresh urine
30ml cranberry juice
10ml sugar syrup
½ squeezed lemon
Ice

Mix ingredients together with ice in a cocktail shaker. Shake for 10-15 seconds. Strain
into a glass and add orange peel as a garnish.

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Bloody Urine
While the name may not sound appetising, the tomato flavour of this Bloody Mary
tribute superbly masks the flavour of the urine.
Ingredients:






45ml fresh urine
90ml tomato juice
15ml lemon juice
Dashes of Worcestershire Sauce, Tabasco, salt and pepper.
Ice cubes

Add sauces, salt and pepper into a glass and pour juices and urine on top. Stir
gently and top with ice cubes. Optionally add celery stalk and lemon wedge as a
garnish.

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Peetini
Our virgin version of the martini still manages to remain classy, substituting gin and
vermouth for urine and apple juice.
Ingredients:




60ml apple juice
15ml fresh urine
Ice cubes

Stir the ingredients together in a mixing glass with ice cubes. Strain into a chilled
cocktail glass. Garnish with a cherry.

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Rusty Piss
This may be a simple mixture, but it does mean that you don’t have to drink the urine
on its own.
Ingredients:




50ml lemonade
25ml fresh urine
Ice cubes

Add lemonade and urine to a glass. Half fill it with ice and give it a quick stir. Add
more ice and serve.

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Salty Urine
The one drink on this list that actually describes what a lot of urine basically is. This
virgin version ditches the vodka and sherry.
Ingredients:







50ml grapefruit juice
30ml fresh urine
15ml sugar syrup
Salt
Grapefruit zest
Ice

Dip half the rim of the glass in salt. Add all ingredients to a cocktail shaker and shake
with ice for 10 seconds. Stain into salted glass. Zest the drink with some grapefruit.

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Pee Daiquiri
A virgin daiquiri with added wee!
Ingredients:






120ml lemon/lime soda
50ml fresh urine
1tbsp lemon juice
Pinch of sugar
Ice cubes

Mix together in mixing glass. Add ice cubes and a lime slice before serving.

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Te-Pee-La Sunrise
This virgin urine-laced take on Tequila Sunrise is great for adding a little vitamin C into
the mix.
Ingredients:





90ml orange juice
30ml fresh urine
14ml grenadine
Ice

Add orange juice and urine to a glass of ice. Slowly add grenadine. It should sink to
the bottom and rise to the top as you drink. Garnish with an orange slice.